Loony Spoons

Here’s how to make an ordinary spoon grow very attached to your nose.

1. You must breathe on the spoon first (so it gathers moisture).
2. Press it gently but firmly onto your nose.
3. Once you get the hang of it (so to speak), see whose spoon holds on the longest. Or, see if you can perform a simultaneous stunt, like reading a poem or drinking through a straw.